Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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