Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
