i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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