he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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