if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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