Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize