Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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