In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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