Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You took a bar mat shot.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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