i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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