It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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