hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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