That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We named our party play list daddy issues
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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