theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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