so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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