No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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