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say what?
wanna hang out?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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