I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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