it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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