Apparently you make a good broom.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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