so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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