I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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