he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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