i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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