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• (714): View more from California

  It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?

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  followup question: what if both somones were me?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Apparently you can coat check a keg.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs

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