im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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