Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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