Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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