So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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