we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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