Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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