All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Need sex. Gaining weight.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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