So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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