I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This is the high leading the old right now
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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