i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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