when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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