yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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