How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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