my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I had to cum in my sink.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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