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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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