im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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