Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Your dad touched me again.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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