talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
