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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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