what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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