doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Come see our sink grown plant.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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