I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
