I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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