'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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