Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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