Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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