I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
