She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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