i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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