covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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