Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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