Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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