I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize