I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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